shieldrecruitsurvivaltips:

S.H.I.E.L.D. Recruit Survival Tip #506:
If you ask Mr. Stark to help you fix your computer, cell phone, glasses, car, microwave, or any other object, the object in question will certainly work, but any damage it ultimately causes to you, your possessions, or S.H.I.E.L.D. property is your responsibility.

[Submitted by witchyroses]