friend: hey could you suggest something to read? maybe one of those online things you’re-
me: wHAT DO YOU WANT? DARK!FICS? NC-17? ANGST? FLUFF? BDSM? CROSSDRESSING? SLOWBURN? ONESHOT? MULTICHAPTERED? AU? EPILOGUE COMPLIANT? ALPHA/BETA/OMEGA DYNAMICS? MATING/HEAT!FICS? HARRYPOTTER!VERSE? OR MAYBE SOME DUBCON? HOW WOULD YOU FEEL ABOUT SOME HURT/COMFORT? ESTABLISHED RELATIONSHIP? FRIENDS TO LOVERS? FUCKBUDDIES TO LOVERS? SOULMATE AU? BEDSHARING/FORCED PROXIMITY/BONDING? MAYBE SOME INFIDELITY OR ARRANGED MARRIAGE, PERHAPS. DO YOU WANT SOME JEALOUSY OR AGE!GAP FICS?!?! MAYBE SOME FAIRYTALE!AU AND SOME HUMOR AND CRACK!!@!@!3wHaT dO yOu nEeD i sHaLl pRoVidE yOu wItH iT
Bucky: *looks around* Honestly, considering what I have done during my life, I expected *sits down* hell to be a little less comfortable! *turns to Peter* Did you ever do something bad Spider-boy!
Peter: I once skipped class, Mr. Barnes.
Bucky: Savage!
Sam *turns to the Guardians*: Who the hell are you guys?
Quill: We are the Guardians of the Galaxy
Sam: Well, you are doing a shitty job man. I just died.
Peter: Same
Bucky: Me too
Mantis: I did too.
Quill: Mantis you are supposed to be on my side!
Sam: T’challa are you okay over there?
T’Challa, rocking back and a fort a few feet away: Fine. Just having an existential crisis.
Sam: Man, you can’t have an existential crisis if you don’t exist anymore!
Peter: *does the finger pointing at head meme*
Peter: Aunt May is going to kill me!
Bucky: You live with your aunt?
Peter: Yes, Mr. Barnes.
Sam: Why do you call him “Mr. Barnes”?
Peter: I like his metal arm, Mr. Falcon.
Bucky: Speaking of arms, hey T’Challa, do you want the metal arm back..I kind of… don’t need it anymore!
T’Challa: Keep it!
Bucky: Life is strange… One minute you’re a soldier, the next a brainwashed assassin, then a semi-stable soldier assassin running from the law and now a semi-stable dead soldier.
Peter: That… was wild… from start to finish
Strange and Wanda looking at a piece of paper discussing whether they can find a way to escape the soul realm
Sam: Hey wizards, this is no time to discuss your Hogwars rejection letter!
Strange and Wanda, looking at Sam with murder in their eyes.
Bucky: Sam, if you get yourself murdered in this realm too, I am not explaining it to Steve
Mantis: Humans are weird
Drax: No wonder Quill is this fucked up
Quill: Hey!!!
Perfection
Wanda and Strange being best friends is my jam
Sam: Well, you are doing a shitty job man. I just died.
Thought this would be a fun experiment. Saw this wonderful comics Loki cover art and thought I’d have ago at ‘Hiddlesing’ it up a tad. *g* It was a tad difficult as I don’t own a stylus and pad, but had to do the whole thing with a ruddy mouse so imo It ended up not being everything I would have liked it to be.
Here’s a link to the the original cover before I ‘crayoned’ all over it.*g*